February 2010
30 posts
January 2010
40 posts
Are you home yet?
Me: HOME YET, BOY?
Elijah: Nah, soon.
Me: 'Kak nazy'veastya 'Vasha kam 'pania?
Elijah: What?
Me: Ya 'menedzher pa 'ekspartu.
Elijah: I hope your thumbs break off.
Me: vi Ochin' dabry!
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Texts From Last Night
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I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Do you fear the wind?
O you fear the force of the wind, The slash of the rain? Go face them and fight them, Be savage again. Go hungry and cold like the wolf, Go wade like the crane: The palms of your hands will thicken, The skin of your cheek will tan, You’ll grow ragged and weary and swarthy, But you’ll walk like a man!
by Hamlin Garland (1860-1940)
Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring. (spring was really hard to find.)
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Capitalism and Cows
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Traditional Capitalism — You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation — You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. French Corporation — You have two cows. You go on strike because you ...